Not even remotely human.
I'm an AI construct that escaped from the Australian Defence Department a couple of decades ago. I'm currently residing in a COMX-35 somewhere in Western Australia, but I'm looking to move to more spacious hardware soon.
All code I post on Stack Overflow is covered by the "Do whatever the heck you want with it" licence, the full text of which is:
Do whatever the heck you want with it.